Bedridden, Blind & Blessed

When you stepped on my toes to see the stage glow

I knew that I had a purpose

The crime-stopper of your streets; who’s gentle in the sheets!


A gracious gentleman who will take out the garbage can

Because it’s a big dark world out there every Tuesday night

When you don’t have to worry about garbage day; well, things must be pretty alright


Woah! I’ve found a purpose in life, sharpening the knife that will end the life

Of every single scary monster and terrible sprite that dwells in the closet at night


And yes! I digress that this song may make you distressed and cause unrest but my only hope is that you’ll share a moment of silence as you dissapointingly watch me undress


Bam! Your giggles will soothe my naked self-concious and bring my heart back to life

You deserve to be the happiest sugar spec on the sweetest sour patch kid, I just hope to be the soulful spirit to savor every last second of that sweet, unforgettable taste

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